Não Há Condições!

Não Há Condições! is a comedy of manners by Atitudes Associação Cultural, staged at Sala Estúdio Perpétuo on Rua de Costa Cabral. The production features performances by Óscar Branco, Leonor Leite, Margarida Videira, and Mário Santos.

The plot follows Ekaterina, a Moldovan immigrant working as a cleaner in a contemporary art centre, alongside her dysfunctional family. When a broken sink artwork is vandalised and the centre director is mysteriously killed, the staff takes over the institution, turning chaos into an unlikely collaboration with MoMA in New York.

The show runs from 13 November to 6 December 2026, playing Thursday to Saturday at 21:30 and Sundays at 16:00. Tickets range between 12€ and 15€, with discounts available for Cartão Porto holders, and the show is rated for ages 12 and up.